lol so i didn’t text this guy back from okcupid for legit two days TWO DAYS, yesterday because i wasn’t on my phone much and today because i was feeling like shitty and didn’t really want to??
and he literally just flipped out on me for wasting ‘copious amounts of his time’ and ‘good luck to the next guy(s) i do this to’ like i fucking sacrificed his arm to satan
i didn’t text you A STRANGER IVE NEVER MET AND HAVE TALKED TO FOR LIKE LESS THAN A WEEK for two days and ur mad?
lmao i literally can’t, that’s some psycho shit dog
i can’t decide who i like more, laverne’s character or sue buuuuuuuuuuuuut either way they’re hilarious and great